27 November 2005
He cried and he cried. Now, he is scared of us.
Bah, I am the worst mama EVER. How the hell did the stupid cat get fleas anyway? He never had them before!
ALSO, Tommy had more fleas, but never scratches.
Wet cats are cute. Especially when Sam's fur looked all spiky.
21 November 2005
I am also too cheap to buy 1/2 a Dyson.
So I bought a Hoover Fusion. It kicks so much ass. The only downfall is that the Fusion is sold ONLY at Walmart. I super duper hate Walmart.
Seriously. 1) I am horrified that our floors were so disgusting. 2) My cats shed WAY more than I previously thought. I am seriously considering vacuuming them. 3) After vacuuming with the Fusion, our whole apartment smells delightfully fresh. 4) The Fusion was LESS THAN $140. SUCK IT DYSON!
I will probably go hug the Fusion as soon as I am sure that noone is looking.
24 October 2005
I had a glass for Diet Pepsi already, so I was getting a 2nd glass from the cabinet, and I BROKE IT WITH MY BARE HANDS.
That's right. I am JUST.THAT.STRONG.
You totally don't want to irritate me.
I ruined dinner, because there was glass in the salads. Oddly, I do not find glass to be nutritious or delicious. I also cut myself a bit, and bled from a microscopic puncture wound on the hand.
On the plus side, we went out for dinner. Cheeseburger in Paradise sucks much less than reports indicate.
17 October 2005
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06 October 2005
THIS IS WHERE I POST STUPID STUFF.
Yeah, shut up. I know that I post stupid stuff everywhere without apology.
One of my soon-to-be former coworkers was blessed with the initials WTF.
Today, I was standing at the fax, faxing NUMEROUS items, and I turned around, said "Warren, what's your middle name?" It's Thomas as it turns out. I said, "Now it is "the", because as I was standing here pondering it, I decided your name is Warren the Fish."
Yeah. I need to keep thoughts like that to myself. If you don't like it, avert your eyes.