Last night, I was making some lovely salads for Raj and myself. BEING MYSTICALLY STRONG proved to be frightening.
I had a glass for Diet Pepsi already, so I was getting a 2nd glass from the cabinet, and I BROKE IT WITH MY BARE HANDS.
That's right. I am JUST.THAT.STRONG.
You totally don't want to irritate me.
I ruined dinner, because there was glass in the salads. Oddly, I do not find glass to be nutritious or delicious. I also cut myself a bit, and bled from a microscopic puncture wound on the hand.
On the plus side, we went out for dinner. Cheeseburger in Paradise sucks much less than reports indicate.